things that make me happy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se4ZyybnCxU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnCcExPOAdY

things that make me sad.

Jim Carroll 1949 - 2009

Frank McCourt 1930 - 2009

Farrah Fawcett 1947 - 2009

letters to the world.

dear weathermen/women,
why do you tell me to wear rainboots and not ride my bike on a completely dry and bikeable day? are you trying to partner up with the ttc? do you take half of my wasted $2.75? are you laughing out loud (lol) somewhere at my cult-like following to your misinformation? do you realize that your career is essentially useless? did you know that there are some pretty affordable community colleges you could attend and potentially find a new career? a career with purpose? you could be someone with a purpose.
just a thought.
regards,
melis

guess who i am no longer going to be...

this girl.


fyi - i was never this girl. i hate this girl and any other hipster who actually thinks this is a trend. it's called myopia bitches. and i no longer suffer from it's wrath.

cutting and lasering.

so i am going to do it. tomorrow. thursday september 24th. i am going to have my eyeballs sliced open and laser beams injected into them. i am also likely going to have a severe panic attack. but at least there is a possibility of no longer living in an impressionist painting.

letters to the world.

dearest spectacles,

i know i don't wear you often, but is it really necessary to give me constant headaches because of this? you are being selfish. don't be jealous of my soft contact lenses - they are completely replaceable (on a monthly basis) whereas you, you are not. well... at least until i shoot lasers into my eyes. but in the meantime, release some of the pressure. i beg you.
yours, until i no longer need you,
melis

junction art festival and the little girl who made my day.

what what!

check her out in action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw0yAcY9UKY

$4.99 bra? how many more choices could there be?

letters to the world.

dear banana,
why were you being uncooperative? i had to force you open,
and it made me feel guilty. please accept my apology.
yours,
melis

another unemployed tuesday.

this is what all you unfortunate employed people missed today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U26YbwZFBy8

letters to the world.

dear toronto airshow,
you make me feel like i live in a war-torn country. please stop.
sincerely,
melis