Friday, September 25, 2009

guess who i am no longer going to be...

this girl.

fyi - i was never this girl. i hate this girl and any other hipster who actually thinks this is a trend. it's called myopia bitches. and i no longer suffer from it's wrath.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

cutting and lasering.

so i am going to do it. tomorrow. thursday september 24th. i am going to have my eyeballs sliced open and laser beams injected into them. i am also likely going to have a severe panic attack. but at least there is a possibility of no longer living in an impressionist painting.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

letters to the world.

dearest spectacles,
i know i don't wear you often, but is it really necessary to give me constant headaches because of this? you are being selfish. don't be jealous of my soft contact lenses - they are completely replaceable (on a monthly basis) whereas you, you are not. well... at least until i shoot lasers into my eyes. but in the meantime, release some of the pressure. i beg you.
yours, until i no longer need you,

Saturday, September 12, 2009

junction art festival and the little girl who made my day.

what what!

check her out in action:

$4.99 bra? how many more choices could there be?

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

letters to the world.

dear banana,
why were you being uncooperative? i had to force you open,
and it made me feel guilty. please accept my apology.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

another unemployed tuesday.

this is what all you unfortunate employed people missed today:

Monday, September 7, 2009

letters to the world.

dear toronto airshow,
you make me feel like i live in a war-torn country. please stop.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

what i want and need this fall.

1. amazing job
2. lasik
3. an adventure
4. cure for adult acne
5. inspiration within my own little world
6. an epiphany
7. a poncho - i'm kidding, i'm kidding

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

letters to the world.

dear construction on roncesvalles,
please leave soon, my bike tires would greatly appreciate it.
love always,

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

from the rooftop patio.

this is what group unemployment looks like on a tuesday.